About Us
Here is a little bit about us. Mostly just useless information but that is pretty much par for the course on this site. If you feel that you have nothing else better to do with your miserable existence than read on, or go kill yourself, We’re flexible.
Landshark’s Bio
Name: Landshark, but you can call me Landshark
Age: Low 30 something
Theme Music: The Gourds rendition of Snoop Dog’s “Gin and Juice”. I hate the majority of country music and I can say the same for Rap, but this song kicks ass.
Occupation: Master of the Universe
Role on oxygenthieves.org: Keeping EODMAN in line with a good ass whooping every so often whether heneeds it or not.
Favorite Color: Black and the color you get when you blend Guacamole Doritos, catsup, orange juice and last nights meatloaf .
Favorite brand of toenail clipper: Fuck if I know but they have to have the little under the nail cleaning hook and file.
Gummy bears or gummy worms: Neither, Sour patch kids. Eat them till you get canker sores
Favorite form of entertainment: Midget on midget porn and cartoons
Favorite Brand of toilet paper: I prefer the brown paper towels.
Wad or Fold: Oh I am a wadder. I will eventually explain the advantages of wadding over folding in a rant in the not so distant future. I should also note EODMAN has stated he is a folder, that figures.
Bar soap or liquid: Liquid (has to be anti-bacterial)
Favorite beverage: Mmmmm Beer (Guinness), and Pepsi, Coke gives me the hiccups every time.
Thoughts on poo flinging monkeys: They should be trained as the next weapon of mass destruction.
What type of vehicle do you use for transportation: I levitate.
If you had to smoke, what would you smoke: I once smoked catnip. Might try that again.
Spank or shock the monkey: definitely shock
I’d rather be: Kicking EODMAN’s ass
Granola: EODMAN came up with this question and I have no idea what the fuck it means.
Hobbies: Setting fire to anthills, amature nuclear physics, farting in jars and mining green nose gold (it’s so rewarding)
Fav Band: Social Distortion (pretty much EODMAN’s only redeeming quality is he like them as well).
Reincarnated as: A poo flinging monkey.
EODMAN’s Bio
Note: Due to a busy Schedule, EODMAN is on hatus, although we suspect he is just using all his free time for plucking dingle berries from his toilet paper folding ass.
Name: EODMAN of course.
Age: Like Ass Shark I am in my 30’s.
Theme Music: If permitted, I would like “Frankenstein” to play when I enter a room. A good question, though not asked here, would be “Favorite Band” and the answer would be without hesitation, Social Distortion, Mike Ness rules.
Occupation: Oxygenthief, big surprise.
Your role in oxygenthieves.org: I was supposed to provide creativity and some intelligence to the site. Things don’t always work as planned.
Favorite color: It doesn’t matter, I can’t top Oderus Urungus from Gwar who stated in his bio, “Urine”.
Favorite brand of toenail clippers: I just use my teeth as long as I can still reach my toes.
Gummy bears or gummy worms: Whatever.
Favorite form of entertainment: I have been on a Zombie kick lately so I have been reading about them and watching any movies about them, I will be ready when there is a Zombie breakout.
Favorite Brand of toilet paper: Free government wipe, grit #2
Wad or Fold: Only savages wad, such as Land Shark.
Bar soap or liquid: I should have used Lava.
Favorite Beverage: As sad as it is, when the chips are down, I’ll take a Pepsi.
Thoughts on poo flinging monkies: They should be shot in their monkey ass until dead.
What type of vehicle do you use for transportation: I drive a large truck that screams “I have a small penis”.
If you had to smoke, what would you smoke: I tried to start when I was in Korea I just couldn’t get into it. Contrary to the anti smoking campaign I think it looks cool, at least in combat environments.
Spank or shock the monkey: It probably flings poo, shock it, don’t touch it.
I’d rather be: Watching the Cruise Missile Exchange Program in action.
Granola: Just say no to granolas, shit in the woods, animals have done it for centuries why can’t we?
Hobbies: Flossing my toes, going on long road trips listening to GWAR and I have a thing about destroying wasp nests (or any stinging insects).
Fav Band: I guess I should have read this whole thing before answering them. You should already know, Social Distortion. Story of My Life.
Reincarnated as: The planet earth. Then I would speed towards the sun so I could just end it all and stop the bitching.